Will you write some fanfiction about your fellow TQCers?

(And I want to see original artwork, not copy-paste from earlier posts)

Will you anonymously post some of your poetry or other pieces of artwork?

Will you post an excerpt from your favorite poem or story and let anon guess who you are?

Will you post something that you've written so anons can give you feedback?

Will you comment with your username so that others can anonymously reply with an MS Paint drawing of how they perceive you?

(If you do not have MS Paint, find something else, fucker.)

Gentlemen, how long is your weener?
Ladies, how long are your inner love petals?

If you feel so inclined, would you please bless us with a quick drawing or poetic description of your genitals?

A few days ago, you shared artwork that you were (probably) proud of. But what about art that you are deeply ashamed of? Will you anonymously post the angsty poetry (or artwork, or whatever) of your crimson 13-year-old soul?

9-16 also fine.

Is there an artistic thing you've personally done and would like to share, anonymously?
This means pieces you've written, poems you have churned out, photographs you have captured, paintings you have drawn, comics you have rendered, etc.